dick things
Things that people do to each other that is mean or messed up.
That guy did an ass ton of dick things to Adele
dick thing to do
An unkind or inconsiderate act.
Something that someone does that only someone considered a 'dick' would do.
Something that someone does that only someone considered a 'dick' would do.
Bro #1: I was walking down the street with my mom yesterday and this dick came and shot her in the face.
Bro #2: What a dick thing to do.
Bro #1: IFKR!
Bro #2: What a dick thing to do.
Bro #1: IFKR!
dick wiping thing
When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."