dick tight
Dead balls on perfect. The most absolute measurement you can get without assistance from tools
Me: Is that going to fit there honey?
Baby: Hell yeah that's dick tight!
Baby: Hell yeah that's dick tight!
tight dicks
An expression meaning "sweet!" or "cool!" or "awesome!" Arbitrary because it makes no sense, and utilizes a characteristic of the opposite gender's anatomy.
Person 1: "Hey, the tickets to that show just came in today"
Person 2: "Tight dicks!"
Person 2: "Tight dicks!"
Tight Dick
an exemplary and/or good looking pene.
Person 1: "Hey doc what's wrong with my testes"
Doctor: "Nothing. That is one tight dick."
Doctor: "Nothing. That is one tight dick."
Boys With Tight Dicks
Boys with tight dicks are known for being overall very chill, generous when it comes to alcohol/recreational drugs, love to eat BBQ, and most importantly: have average sized but very aethestically pleasing genitals.
Dude 1: Whoa, the boys with tight dicks are here.
Dude 2: Damn they are so cool, kind and humble.
Dude 2: Damn they are so cool, kind and humble.