dick toilet
A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.
Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
dick toilet
A girl who would fuck anyone or anything anytime no matter what.
That bitch ain't no slut shes a fucken dick toilet.
Toilet Dick
When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl
friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."
toilet dick
Noun. Slang derogatory term with no real meaning except to demean;used predominately in the Lancaster County area of Pennsylvania but heard recently in the San Antonio, Texas and Santa Ana, California areas.
Yeah? Well, your Mom is a toilet dick!!
More dick than a toilet seat
The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'
That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.