dick toilet

A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.

Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."

dick toilet

A girl who would fuck anyone or anything anytime no matter what.

That bitch ain't no slut shes a fucken dick toilet.

Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

toilet dick

Noun. Slang derogatory term with no real meaning except to demean;used predominately in the Lancaster County area of Pennsylvania but heard recently in the San Antonio, Texas and Santa Ana, California areas.

Yeah? Well, your Mom is a toilet dick!!

More dick than a toilet seat

The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'

That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.

俚语	dick toilet
释义	dick toilet A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable. Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..." Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place" Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..." Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you." dick toilet A girl who would fuck anyone or anything anytime no matter what. That bitch ain't no slut shes a fucken dick toilet. Toilet Dick When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??" you:"It totally gives me toilet dick." toilet dick Noun. Slang derogatory term with no real meaning except to demean;used predominately in the Lancaster County area of Pennsylvania but heard recently in the San Antonio, Texas and Santa Ana, California areas. Yeah? Well, your Mom is a toilet dick!! More dick than a toilet seat The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.' That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.
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