Dick Toothpick
A man named dick, who has a peepee the size of a toothpick.
Yo, I heard that girl is super into dick toothpick, he is so flame, he can't even be called lit.
toothpick-dick
A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.
Kevin said he had a big cock but it was just a toothpick-dick.
Your dick a toothpick
A phrase worse than your family tree LGBT you will destroy the universe
Robby: ur mom gay
Dan: your dad lesbian
Robby: your granny tranny
Dan: your pappy trappy
Robby: your sister a mister
Dan: your family tree LGBT
Robby: your dick a toothpick
*Dan Cums to the point where he drowns in it*
Dan: your dad lesbian
Robby: your granny tranny
Dan: your pappy trappy
Robby: your sister a mister
Dan: your family tree LGBT
Robby: your dick a toothpick
*Dan Cums to the point where he drowns in it*
Edward Toothpick Dick
When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”
“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”