Dicktopus
When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.
YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!
dicktopus
A octopus with multiple, multiple, multiple dicks that are intertwined and long
"Man I went all out with her last night"
"Did you do the dicktopus like o told you to do?"
"Hell ya!!"
"Did you do the dicktopus like o told you to do?"
"Hell ya!!"