dick tucked
an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street
male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......
dick tuck
When a man has to take a shit, he must first tuck the dick behind the toilet seat to avoid pissing all over the bathroom floor.
Man, I had to piss and shit so bad, lucky for that dick tuck or there would've been a lot of cleaning to do.