dickular
having qualities like a dick, as in the insult to someone you're pissed off or annoyed at or an actual penis, derived from the word perpendicular, which has no similar meaning whatsoever
You're being very dickular today.
That sculpture you made looks strangely dickular.
That sculpture you made looks strangely dickular.
dickular
Slang for dick or boner
Guy 1: whats that
Guy 2: my dickular on your nose
Guy 2: my dickular on your nose
dickularity
One of the best friends anyone can ever ask for, but still an interesting dummy. An interesting romance occurred when Singularity and Dickie met, and BOOM! you get Dickularity.
You wished you had a friend like dickularity, too bad she is in love with yooniiversal.
dickular torsion
(n.) It's like a purple nurple for your penis.
My wife was pissed at me last night... dickular torsion was the punishment that ensued.
extra dickular activities
Any extra activities that you and your penis are engaging in outside of normal sex; hand-jobs, blow-jobs etc etc
Our President was impeached because he was having "extra dickular activities" with a chubby intern.
Dickularity
The accumulation of so many penises that the actual accounting for the individual number of dicks, penises, and cocks becomes impossible to quantify. Dickularities (pl.) are normally generated around the mouths of ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, ex-boyfriends, and ex-husbands who are attempting to make up for time lost.
A dickularity emulates all the aspects of a black hole (singularity), except instead of light, it's schlongs that can never escape.
A dickularity emulates all the aspects of a black hole (singularity), except instead of light, it's schlongs that can never escape.
Becky's become a dickularity after Tom broke up with her; I heard you can't get within 50 meters of her without her sucking you in.
Literally.
Literally.
The Dickularity
Much like The Singularity is the moment that AI (Artificial Intelligence) becomes so good that you can't tell the difference between it and a human brain - The Dickularity is the moment when men and women are practically indistinguishable.
When The Dickularity happens, you'll have to start a romance in stages:
Looks: are you attracted to each other?
Personality: does this person interest me mentally? Or does this person make me want to jump out of a 7 story window?
Genital Compatibility: you arrange a Genital Reveal Party to determine if this is going to work in the bedroom.
When The Dickularity happens, you'll have to start a romance in stages:
Looks: are you attracted to each other?
Personality: does this person interest me mentally? Or does this person make me want to jump out of a 7 story window?
Genital Compatibility: you arrange a Genital Reveal Party to determine if this is going to work in the bedroom.
Example: Dave found out that his dating pool was severely lacking in females interested in spending time with him, so he began to explore The Dickularity for other options.