Dick Urban
The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.
They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.
urban dick
(n.) A staff member at urbandictionary.com who cancels your submission before it even reaches the editors. This person is often a huge douchebag who lacks any consistency in rejections or acceptances. He will let completely lame trash pass as a definition, yet cancel a submission that breaks none of the rules and is actually useful.
Guy 1: Hey did the definition get passed, man?
Guy2: No, the urban dick cancelled it. What a submission nazi.
Guy 1: Hey, you want to go out tonight?
Guy 2: No, I have to sit at my computer and flip coins to decide which definitions I'm going to pass for the website while I masturbate.
Guy 1: Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot you were an urban dick with a really, really really small penis.
Guy2: No, the urban dick cancelled it. What a submission nazi.
Guy 1: Hey, you want to go out tonight?
Guy 2: No, I have to sit at my computer and flip coins to decide which definitions I'm going to pass for the website while I masturbate.
Guy 1: Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot you were an urban dick with a really, really really small penis.
urban dick
An ‘Urban Dick’ is someone who rejects your definition on urbandictionary.com | their usually miserable and inconsiderate about your definition even though you’ve worked hard on it. Still not enough information? Well then, here’s an example.
Urban Dick is a worker at urbandictionary.com that jerks off to hentai and simps for people like BelleDelphine
Carole: *calls jack*
Also Carole: what’s up jack?
Jack: nothing much, just on the old urbban dicktionary
Carole: I wrote a definition for pussy on there, can you submit and publish it because you work there?
Jack: ...
Also Jack: *hangs up*
Carole: MOTHERFUCKER
Carole: *calls jack*
Also Carole: what’s up jack?
Jack: nothing much, just on the old urbban dicktionary
Carole: I wrote a definition for pussy on there, can you submit and publish it because you work there?
Jack: ...
Also Jack: *hangs up*
Carole: MOTHERFUCKER
Urban Dicks
A: The editors who don't choose your awesome definitions for Word of the Day.
B: Authors who have had their definition featured on Word of the Day but have sucky def.'s that get more thumbs down than thumbs up.
B: Authors who have had their definition featured on Word of the Day but have sucky def.'s that get more thumbs down than thumbs up.
A: Come on bro, Making Al Gore Angry is the best definition yet! Dumb Urban Dicks making me unhappy.
B: movember, cocktail weenie, bullshine, different hats, call the roll, microvisit, anuscript, NIB, and especially burning envy are all from Urban Dicks
B: movember, cocktail weenie, bullshine, different hats, call the roll, microvisit, anuscript, NIB, and especially burning envy are all from Urban Dicks
Urban Dicks
One who uses Urban Dictionary to rant about there ideals.
One who has to project their ideas on to everybody in any way possible.
One who has to project their ideas on to everybody in any way possible.
Don't look up any political figures on Urban Dictionary, or you'll just get definitions by Urban Dicks.
Urban Dicks
People who invent new words and definitions for those words, for the sole purpose of posting them to Urban Dictionary.
The majority of the words on Urban Dictionary are the products of "Urban Dicks".
Urban Dick
A "peer editor" sitting at his computer who refuses to publish a witty and relevant definition onto Urban Dictionary despite the fact that when the word is used by its author on a daily basis, it is well received and appreciated.
That urban dick refused to publish my kick ass definition on Urban Dictionary again!