Dick-visit
When a female comes over to your home strictly for but not limited to the interaction with a mans penis, or "Street Cannon" as David Burns has coined it.
David: Hey Seth, do you want to come over tonight and throw eggs at passing vehicles from the roof of my apartment complex?
Seth: I can't tonight. Christina is coming over for a Dick-visit.
Seth: I can't tonight. Christina is coming over for a Dick-visit.
filthy dick visit
A Dick Visit (see Dick Visit) in which afterwards your sheets, carpet, and a pair of gym socks have to be profesionally cleaned or burned due to irreperable damage due to seamen/ urine/feces stains.
Hey Eddie, I'm gonna have to take a rain check on watching the Red Sox pound the shit out of the Yankeeys again tonight; Claudia came by for a Filthy Dick Visit this afternoon and the cleaning crew will be here working until about midnight cleaning the feces and seamen off the carpets and walls.