Dick Wagon

Similar to that of a douche bag.

The act of making yourself look stupid, while attempting to look cool. Usage of internet words in a place where such words are looked down upon.

To degrade others to make yourself look cool, often in an audience where people don't know who you are.

Literally, a wagon, but with dicks on it.

A person that is a dick and talks shit about everyone, including his girlfriend!

A taxi full of horny single dudes lacking any sort of female companions rocking out to Bon Jovi.

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.

A taxi full of horny single dudes lacking any sort of female companions rocking out to Bon Jovi.

A man or Hermaferdite whose penis looks like a red flyer wagon. the sides look as if they are squished like a banana; rounded at the edges and triangular at the head of it.

When someone has taken so much dick that it follows them around like a wagon full of dicks