Alabama Pie
An Alabama pie is the the act of taking a fresh, steamy (yet satisfying) bowel movement on your neighbours deck after they dun did your sister. That’s how we do it in Alabama!
Is that shit on the deck?
Now that’s a freshly baked Alabama pie
Now that’s a freshly baked Alabama pie
Alabama pork pie
A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.
Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."
Alabama Pot Pie
A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of it being a solid turd, it is diarreah.
Holy shit dude, she let you give her a Alabama Pot Pie ???
Alabama Cream Pie
when a guy is getting dry humped or rubbed on in any way whether little or big and pre-cums his drawers and then sits down afterwards from embarassment and then obtains the feeling of sitting in a wet diaper. now understand that if you have no extra underwear to change into and decide to actually sit and let your sap dry up it eventually turns into an alabama key lime pie.
Alabama Cream Pie
Alabama Cream Pie
When you stuff all of a women’s holes with mashed potatoes
That chick let me give her an Alabama Cream Pie and I still left hungry
Alabama Key Lime Pie
To urinate inside the ass of your significant other then proceed to fuck her until a major load of jizzz has been blown from the cock. The interesting combination of jizzz and urine will then resemble that of a Key Lime Pie in the butthole of your significant other.
Cletus was extremely hungry and horny so he proceeded to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie on Laqueesha.