Dickweaver
Someone who constantly switches lanes in traffic like a huge, inconsiderate dick.
me: Ahahaha that dickweaver who cut us off just got pulled over for speeding and reckless driving.
friend: Yeah traffic is just one of those things you gotta be patient with.
friend: Yeah traffic is just one of those things you gotta be patient with.
dickweave
A weave on your dick.
Tammy: "Why you patting your dick?"
Chief: "I'm patting my dickweave."
Tammy: "Oh... I usually just whip mine back and forth."
Chief: "I'm patting my dickweave."
Tammy: "Oh... I usually just whip mine back and forth."