Dick Wiggles

An old bald headed man, who looks like Gumby when wearing green. Is a vocal and strong supporter of Yankees. A loyal and encouraging person when he is not spending his free time trying to grow his hair back. Be aware of this person if you are near him when the sun is out, you may be blinded by the glare on top of his head.

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.