Dicsectionist
A person who submits definitions that dissects English inaccurately to create new words for online "Urban dictionaries" and only possess a rudimentary understanding of both English as a subject and language.; A fool who cannot spell or comprehend basic language skills.; A person who fails to understand that naming specific people in an urban dictionary word submission is both verboten and useless.
If I have to read one more word submission from a dicsectionist, that is both personalized and inaccurate in the use of the word, I might need to smack a bitch with a dictionary!