dicture
A text from a male (usually one who is intoxicated, the ex-boyfriend of the recipient, or who wants to have sex with the recipient) in which the main content is a picture of the male's penis.
Emily: Dammit! Mike sent me another dicture last night!
Steve: He probably got drunk and remembered having sex with you.
Steve: He probably got drunk and remembered having sex with you.
dicture
Sending a picture of your "soldier at attention" in a text.
A guy I was just getting to know, hadn't even met yet, sent me a dicture.
dicture
1. An image used in the negotiation process when trying to attain nudes. NEVER an actual picture of the sender. Simply used as leverage to achieve desired results.
2. An image of varying file types and resolutions containing only white pixels. Upon receiving the sender claims to "not know why it isn't working."
2. An image of varying file types and resolutions containing only white pixels. Upon receiving the sender claims to "not know why it isn't working."
"Audry totally fell for my dicture, I GOT HER N00DZ!!!
Dictures
Cell phone photos of your junk taken to trade with young ladies of loose morals.
"Oh shit, I accidentally sent one of my Dictures to my mom! Where did I put the razor blades and sleeping pills?"
Dicture
A dicture is a picture of a dick sent by phone or in direct message. Shortened from "dick picture" or "dick pic".
Guy: Did you see my text?
Girl: Your dicture? Yeah I loved it.
Girl: I'm relieved that my dicture archive was saved on my iCloud.
Girl: Your dicture? Yeah I loved it.
Girl: I'm relieved that my dicture archive was saved on my iCloud.
Dicture
When a male sends a picture of his dick through a social media message platform. It may be sent unsolicited or solicited.
A guy just sent me a dicture. I must say, it’s not very appealing.
Ali refuses to call out the men by name who send her a dicture, she has a big heart. Unlike some of the dictures she receives.
Ali refuses to call out the men by name who send her a dicture, she has a big heart. Unlike some of the dictures she receives.
Dicture
A picture in which a person looks like/poses like/acts like a dick
Usually seen on Myspace
Usually seen on Myspace
"I don't get it. Is this a photo of your chin or a turtle's ass and why have you uploaded it 17 times and posted a bulletin insisting that I comment them?"
"Because that angle makes me look hawt!"
"Dude, if you wanna take dictures of yourself, fine. But don't force 'em on me!"
"Because that angle makes me look hawt!"
"Dude, if you wanna take dictures of yourself, fine. But don't force 'em on me!"