alabama rules chess
A variation of regular chess wherein whomever uses the white pieces win because they gang up on the black pieces, just like Alabama.
John: Dude, I hate playing chess with you. You only play Alabama rules chess and you never let me be the white pieces.
Dave: My pieces don't take kindly to your pieces 'round here, boy.
Dave: My pieces don't take kindly to your pieces 'round here, boy.