diddle-goose
A goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a basement/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a sexual fashion. Some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house chores in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).
1. Diddle-goose! Get your diddled little rump over here so I can diddle you.
2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)
2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)