Diddlytwinks
A gay strip club located in a cave in the Red Rocks Canyon outside Las Vegas. Frequented by delinquents and frat boys, the strippers have the floppiest vadges outside of Thailand. There is also a restaurant. The featured dish is the famed Noodle Dome, where spaghetti and blow jobs come together in perfect harmony. The owner of Diddlytwinks also runs the Sphynx business to keep up revenues during the winter.
"You coming to Diddlytwinks tonight?"
"If that's not a gay strip club, I don't know what is."
"If that's not a gay strip club, I don't know what is."