Didums

A word used sarcastically. Generally to someone who is looking for synpathy or pity.

Didums was a bouncy ball loved by all

he blessed the hearts of many

for this great deed I wrote a song...

Oh Didums, our little ball
Rolling, bouncing, having a ball
With you around, our lives were grand
Oh Didums, you were the best in the land

Some days we would toss you up high
As you soared through the sky, we let out a sigh
Other times, we kicked you about
With every kick, we let out a shout

Oh Didums, our little ball
Rolling, bouncing, having a ball
With you around, our lives were grand
Oh Didums, you were the best in the land

But now you're gone, and we miss you so
There is a void, where you used to roll
We hope you're bouncing amongst the clouds
With laughter and joy, in your surroundings proud

Oh Didums, our little ball
Rolling, bouncing, having a ball
With you around, our lives were grand
Oh Didums, you were the best in the land

Oh Didums, our little ball
You will be forever missed by all.

Didums funeral was attended by more people than any other ball on earth
bless didums jr. that he will live up to his dads legacy.

A great word, used sarcastically to insult somebody who feels bad about themselfs or has hurt themselfs and is talking about it. The injury is usually minor but emphisised.

When something bad happens to someone and you honestley dont give a piss