Digging for clams
Female masturbation.
"Jeremy was out of town, so I went digging for clams."
Digging for clams
intercourse with an obese woman. A man must dig through the fat in order to find the vagina.
"Brian just pulled a fat bird", "Well i guess he'll be digging for clams tonight".
I can dig more clams than you
A challenge, preferably screamed into a cell phone at the top of your lungs.
"Hello?"
"I CAN DIG MORE CLAMS THAN YOU!"
"You're crazy. I will totally pwn you at Halo."
"I CAN DIG MORE CLAMS THAN YOU!"
"You're crazy. I will totally pwn you at Halo."