Digital coma
When there's been a noticably long period of time in which a person has made no online posts, they are suspected to be in a digital coma - therefore unable to post any updates.
"Have you heard anything from Charlie lately?"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"
Digital Coma
The state of being completely oblivious to anything or anyone around you while Facebooking, texting or other digital activities.
Babe, you can get off your knees I came like a half an hour ago. Oh Christ your in a Facebook digital coma aren't you!