Digititus
The result of improper premarital interdigitation, usually resulting in extreme inflammation and irritation of the proximal, intermediate, and on rare occasions the distal phalanges.
Dude, why you holdin hands with that ho. You gonna get you some digititus.
Rectal Digititus
An affliction whereby one is not sexually gratified during sexual activity without some form of digital (finger) stimulation of the rectum.
Rachel’s rectal digititus requires me to always shove my finger in her ass. I don’t mind.
I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.
I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.