dilanja
A human being, typically a male, with superhuman levels of charisma and strength, who has the capacity to lead the allied troops to victory against the nazis on one day, to saving a burning orphanage on the second, to literally sleeping with every female you have ever known in your life on the third. (That includes your mother and you know it.)
He is compassionate and caring, which plays a major role in his magnet like attraction of the opposing gender (also referred to as 'the chicks' )
To put it frankly, he's the perfect human being.
To put it in a frank but slightly hurtful (the term 'slight' has been used in a very underrated manner here), he's the son your mom wanted all along, and she's not over it either...
And yes, his shlong is long.
He is compassionate and caring, which plays a major role in his magnet like attraction of the opposing gender (also referred to as 'the chicks' )
To put it frankly, he's the perfect human being.
To put it in a frank but slightly hurtful (the term 'slight' has been used in a very underrated manner here), he's the son your mom wanted all along, and she's not over it either...
And yes, his shlong is long.
Dilanja? He slept with your girlfriend, your mother and your sister on the same night. And he didn't even ask them? THEY ASKED HIM? Well I don't see why your surprised. He's literally Dilanja...
dilanja
A fucking legend with a dick the size of Burj Khalifa and an IQ longer than your mom's phone number (which he also has)
Dilanja? The mf that's going to grow up to become everybodys fucking owner so people should start paying him their dues, to make sure they won't be subjected to a public circumcision? Him? He banged your mom? Can't say I'm surprised lmao
dilanja
Most commonly defined as the one in a trillion success case that one's mom wishes one was like. Leagues ahead in terms of looks and brains, he is the guy your girl tells you not to worry about
Dilanja? Your girlfriend left you to go be with Dilanja? I really don't see why your surprised. Have you seen the guy?