Dildastic
Of, or, pertaining to dildos and/or phallic objects.
"With their multitude of tall buildings, major cities across the world are quite dildastic."
"I'm not saying that I don't like him, but I wouldn't shed a tear if he died a dildastic death."
"I'm not saying that I don't like him, but I wouldn't shed a tear if he died a dildastic death."