dildocam
A small, poor quality camera. Often the mega-pixels are at highest, a 3. Photos are often grainy, blurry, and cannot focus on an object.
Oh hai, I love photography and I plan on going to an art institute to show off the skills I have. Do you think pictures I take with my dildocam will make it? They're blurry but I managed to sharpen them on my illegal copy of photoshop.