Dildo legs
An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.
Run dildo legs. RUN.
Dildo Leg
When your mad high and your leg starts to shake uncontrollably like a dildo
look at him... in the corner shaking with the dildo leg
dildo-legged
the state of being inebriated to such excess that ones legs become rubbery and unable to function
Did you guys see that guy? He was walking around all dildo-legged after hitting the beer bong for the 3rd time...