dildo licker
Someone who licks dildoes. An insult.
"So diss all you want but it won't make your weenie any bigger you dildo licker." - William Murderface of Dethklok. (Metalocalypse Season 1 Episode 5)
dildo licker
A derogitory statement impliying that the target is a fake, douche, jerk off. Comes form the word "dildo" meaning fake penis; and the word "licker" meaning one who licks things. The combination has the implied meaning that said person is not only a"dick licker" but is in fact a "fake dick licker". Popularized by the animated series Metalocalypse.
Bono the lead singer for U2 is the biggest dildo licker in all of world history.
Dildo licker dave
A nickname typically given to people with the name of Dave or David, who have an addiction to licking the juicy creamy cum off of a dildo.
Oh look, dildo licker dave has bit the top of that mans penis off what the actual fuck