DILFicorn
A really hot guy who has a child or children and also has the perfect penis to match with your sexual body type.
“Girl, I met the most AMAZING DILFicorn on Tinder!!! Granted, he has kids, but his dick is INCREDIBLE because it’s the EXACT shape/length/girth I need to hit my G-spot just right and make me cum!!! Finally, it’s been too damn long...”