Dill Dillon
An insult mainly used in northern Chicago to describe anything slow, ugly, obese, hopeless and/or lame. Originated from the Australian word for idiot- Dill, put in front of the word Dillon (note: the word is never spelled Dylan, always spelled Dillon)
"Ugh, sorry, my comp is being a dill"
"big ol' Dill Dillon over there thinks he's popular, really, he's the 60 year old virgin in disguise"
"big ol' Dill Dillon over there thinks he's popular, really, he's the 60 year old virgin in disguise"