dilly dick
a turd tappin, hoe baggin, cumm lovin, skin flue playin, retard rocket who his sister was spitroasted by his pimp smoothie, "dilly dick" sat there and watched and whined like a little whiny bitch while his sexii ass siters eyes crossed with orgasmic delight as she chilled on smoothies lap rocket who he, smoothie, desprately needed a stiffy relief bcuz his gurlfriend thinks shes on fuckin abstanence! as he finished with "dilly dicks" sister, he turned to "dilly dick" swung the smooth-clean arc of his palm, slicing through the air to connect with his heated-red spotted cheek!
Aahh!! ha! you mother fucking dilly dick!
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Dilly dick
The name for a big, long, floppy penis.
Ryan came out swinging his dilly dick all around the room
Dilly Dick
Any unusually shaped dick with a large amount of bumps and nubs on it usually due to genetic deformities or other disease.
Can be very large and long with an abnormally large head, but usually short, thick and bumpy.
Can be very large and long with an abnormally large head, but usually short, thick and bumpy.
The guys at the gym laugh at my Dilly Dick that's loaded with bumps, but that's fine because I'm banging all their girlfriends regularly and women love my pickle shaped dick.