Dillywang
Otherwise know as cock, penis, dick, dong, tallywacker, wiener, peepee, kickstand, disco stick, fire hose, Johnson, joystick, one eyed monster, anaconda, meat stick, pecker, rod, schlong, shaft, meat flute, tubesteak, & finally Willy.
My dillywang needs to be touched! Jimmy, quit playing with your dillywang and get out of the bathroom. While in Brazil, Doug's dillywang got some strange rash on it after visting the brothel.