dillywonker
A Kiwi unsuccessfully masquerading as a native Londoner.
Dillywonker: Go Spurs!
Londoner: Fuck off Dillywonker.
Londoner: Fuck off Dillywonker.
dillywonk
Sort of like a thingamajig or doodad, but more confusing.
"What is that?"
"Just a little dillywonk I came up with."
"Just a little dillywonk I came up with."