Ding Dang

A term for being in a rural area with hickish appeal. Stems from the sound the Banjo makes when played.

A game played like hacky sack but with paddles, badminton rackets, and a ping pong ball.

You get a "Ding" sound out of the paddle, and a "Dang" sound of of the rackets.

when some really bad happens and you don't want to swear but you still want to make it sound legit.

Slang word for penis.

A violent Asian drinking game first started by a group of budhist monks who were kicked out of their monastary for excessive drinking. The game is a combination of balance, coordination, and alchohol/pain tolerance. The game begins by two people drinking 5 beers. (rice wine was the original drink of choice, but it has become increasingly sparce in america.) Once the contestants have consumed the beers, they walk 5 paces apart from each other and are blindfolded. One at a time they turn around, walk back blindfolded, about 9 paces, and attempt to kick their opponent in the head. If they hit, they drink a beer. then they go back to the starting point and wait for the other mans turn. the game ends when on person gets a kick to the head that he cannot get up from. The winner then ripps of his blindfold challenges someone else.

(adj form = dingdanger) A term used to describe any event or person that is ridiculously hick, country, redneck, or uneducated. A great way to people watch and discuss without the dingdangers in question having any idea.

No shit?

Ubelievable.