Dingle Berry Dab
The art of being able to caress a dingle berry, left behind after a colossal poop, off your bunghole before wiping. This keeps from smearing the dingle berry up and down your butt crack as you wipe and decreases the amount of toilet paper needed to clean up the chaos.
“Wow Jim, that was a fast poop and there is very little paper in the toilet. I could have sworn I saw a dingle berry on your bunghole."
"You did Kevin, it's all about the dingle berry dab though."
"You did Kevin, it's all about the dingle berry dab though."