dingleberry pie
toilet paper piles of cling-on crap that accumulated on the porcelain throne as result from a previous occupant's ass wiping.
Dude your roommate whips up the nastiest pile of dingleberry pie; he needs to utilize toilet shit-tiquette.
dingleberry pie
The act of licking someone's hairy anus.
I elected not to shave my ass, as I wanted to serve up a fresh serving of dingleberry pie to my girlfriend.