Dingle fuck
Someone who dials the wrong area code and insists that they have the right number.
He is a dingle fuck.
Dingle-Fuck
Sexual debris and/or aftermath of a sexual encounter.
"Man, there's so much dingle-fuck dried up on my inner thigh."
"Could be worse, at least you don't have any cinnafloss"
"Could be worse, at least you don't have any cinnafloss"