Dingle Ghost
Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole
Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!
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My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts
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My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts