Dingle Hammer
A special hammer used for smashing the dingleberries off of your ass hairs.
"He pulled his ass hairs tight, and shattered his dingleberries to oblivion with his dingle hammer."
"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."
"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"
"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."
"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."
"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"
"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."