Dinglequeef
When a woman with a furburger queefs and emits a splattery fart at the same time, resulting in shit sticking to the monstrosity of bushy anal hairs. Can also be used as an insult.
"Man, Susan just had a horrible dinglequeef. What the fuck?"
"Sam, you are such a dinglequeef!"
"Sam, you are such a dinglequeef!"