dingleshard
A small piece of shit that hangs from your asshole while taking a shit, it can be held by hair or string but you usually must have to shake it or pull it off.
Fuck my life... I had to pull off a dingleshard earlier with my fingers it would not come loose.
Dingleshard
A dingleshard is a shattered dinglespackle that used to be a dingleberry until it was sat on & squished, & is pokey & itchy.
If you've ever sat down & felt a poke or 2 in your bum, that was a dingleshard.