Dinglesnot
When a wet turd is transfered from your butthole to your taint by way of fart causing an uneasy feeling in public.
As I was swinging my golf club, I passed gas discreetly. Seconds later I felt a wet dinglesnot in my taint. I rushed to the woods with my golf towel and dropped my trousers and wiped the dinglesnot away.
dinglesnot
a hoebag from Australia, none the less named felicity.
that dinglesnot owes me change!