dinosaur veterinarian
a computer repair technician who is asked to fix or restore an old computer. The act of even requesting such a task is treated as an insult to the technician and labels you as cheap and or stupid.
vet- the reason you cant burn dvds is because you dont have a dvd burner... or nearly enough power to even play one... or download a movie... or surf the web. And the reason it wont turn on is that its ashamed to face a world that has left it so far behind.
cheap customer- how much to put that stuff on and fix it?
vet- buy a new computer im not a dinosaur veterinarian.
cheap customer- how much to put that stuff on and fix it?
vet- buy a new computer im not a dinosaur veterinarian.