Alanitis
1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.
Matthew: I miss Alan so much!
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.
The Alan
The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
Alan
Me nigga
I am Alan
alan
the most sexiest soccer player , he will be your favorite ex , and he will have the biggest dick
brooo i miss alan eating me out
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a fat fuck who sits and catfishes and grooms kids off of roblox on his nokia brick
bro this guy just told me he was gonna put me on a leash on da hood.
must be alan lol
must be alan lol
Alan
the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack
damn bro is that Alan? man he looks nice