Dipdick
One who inserts their penis in a vagina or asshole but fails to ejaculate due to an unfortunate cause.
Nick was railing his girlfriend when his parents came home and nick couldn't finish. Wow! What a dipdick
Dipdick
Sticking your dick in another persons ass hole. Before ejaculation your dog unexpectedly comes out of nowhere and licks your sweaty ball sack macking you pull out quickly with your shit dick. After doing so you go hunt down the dog and kill it but then stuff it as a memory.
Chris was getting Andy from behind when their dog came out of nowhere and licked his balls. What dipdicks! That was the second time this had happened. They should have known better and tied the dog up.
Dipdick
When taking a shit, and because your dicks too big, it dips in the bowl.
Person 1: "I have to stand when I bust a grumpy so I don't get dipdick.
dipdick
receiving oral sex from a tobacco chewer.
AWWWW me and knapp hooked up last night and i totes got some bad case of the dipdick.
Dipdick
When a guy sits on top of a girl and dips his dick in her mouth.
"Man, he just dipdicked her like I dip my chips."