Dip Netting
The act of dipping the penis into an open, sleeping mouth.
I woke up this morning and saw my wifes open mouth and figured I'd start my morning with a good dip netting.
Dip netting
You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.
The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)