Dippers Edge
A sense of overwhelming power and agility that overcomes one who engages in the use of Smokeless Tobacco products. Once an individual has obtained that "Dippers Edge" he is exempt to being arrested or stopped in any way. Success is inevitable. Dippers Edge most closely represents the fountain of youth, it gives everlasting life and invulnerability.
Good thing i had that Dippers Edge or else i probably wouldn't have been able to kill Chuck Norris!