Dippy Shit
The form of defecation where your shit departes your body at a rate of flowing water and the state of foamy milk of a cappuccino when mixed with the coffee it's self making it a shit to remember. This bowl exercise can make people refer to it as "looks good enough to dip a biscuit" and or " it looks like the residue left at the bottom of the cup after a weak coffee." Sometimes when experiencing a Dippy Shit it can hurt as when it exits your body it does so at a rate of knots which can cause anal friction and can possibly rash.
"last night I had a chicken tikka, this morning it has discovered the inside and outside of my anus, gravity did a lot of the work, I think that's what you call a Dippy Shit"
Dippy Shit
It's a dipshit who eats shit by accident because there stupid.
I am a Dippy Shit because I ate shit that I thought was chocolate.