directile dysfunction
A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.
Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.
Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.
Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.
Directile Dysfunction
When your navigation system isn't working.
I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.