Dirksexual
Someone who is dirksexual is sexually and/or romantically attracted to Dirk Strider from Homestuck.
Person 1: You see Rust over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: They’re Dirksexual.
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: They’re Dirksexual.
Dirksexual
A sexuality that one labels themselves with when they are strictly attracted to Dirk Strider, Dirk Strider cosplayers, or Dirk Strider fanart. Commonly used by my friend Asparagus, who has an undying love for Dirk Strider.
“Dude, did you see Asparagus’ Snapchat story?”
“Yeah, she’s Dirksexual.”
“Oh wow, I’m so proud of her for coming out of the closet!!”
“Yeah, she’s Dirksexual.”
“Oh wow, I’m so proud of her for coming out of the closet!!”