Alan Wager
An especially uncomfortable and embarrassing variety of piles, which results in frequent releases of a copious, sticky pus. The smell carries particularly well.
A: "Jesus Christ, it smells like an elephant's scrotum in here!"
B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."
B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."